Popular Politicians Quotes by Jarod Kintz

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• Be the cheeseburger youve always dreamed you could be. Thats the advice Id give to any hamburger running for political office.

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• Most people dont know where money comes from. Even most of our elected officials dont know. If you were to ask a politician where money comes from she would probably reply I dont know from other peoples pockets

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• My first thought was I got a haircut and trimmed my pubes for this job interview Then I thought Maybe being a political intern isnt such a bad gig after all. I could learn the ropes that bind the people into bondage.

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• When I hear a politician has died in a car accident I think How tragic Even if the car suffered only a small dent it makes me want to cry out to God in despair.

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• I wish somebody would combine tasers and dildos and test the devices out on all the politicians in Washington DC. Well all the politicians except Barney Frank whod actually derive pleasure from the experiment.

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• On average women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men because politicians are still predominantly men.

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• I once saw a politician walking a dog and I thought How absurdan animal walking an animal. Then I thought If given the choice Id rather vote for the dog.

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• Kill all the prisoners because theyre costing us too much money. Wait No kill all the politicians because theyre spending too much money.

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• Its not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligent to be politicians.

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• To be surrounded by sixty people who make your life miserable is to be at a family reunion. But to be surrounded by 600000 people who make the whole world miserable is to live in Washington DC.

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