Jarod Kintz Politicians Quotes


Be the cheeseburger youve always dreamed you could be. Thats the advice Id give to any hamburger running for political office. Jarod Kintz Politicians 100
My first thought was I got a haircut and trimmed my pubes for this job interview Then I thought Maybe being a political intern isnt such a bad gig after all. I could learn the ropes that bind the people into bondage. Jarod Kintz Politicians 79
Most people dont know where money comes from. Even most of our elected officials dont know. If you were to ask a politician where money comes from she would probably reply I dont know from other peoples pockets Jarod Kintz Politicians 78
When I hear a politician has died in a car accident I think How tragic Even if the car suffered only a small dent it makes me want to cry out to God in despair. Jarod Kintz Politicians 77
On average women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men because politicians are still predominantly men. Jarod Kintz Politicians 59
I wish somebody would combine tasers and dildos and test the devices out on all the politicians in Washington DC. Well all the politicians except Barney Frank whod actually derive pleasure from the experiment. Jarod Kintz Politicians 59
To be surrounded by sixty people who make your life miserable is to be at a family reunion. But to be surrounded by 600000 people who make the whole world miserable is to live in Washington DC. Jarod Kintz Politicians 55
I once saw a politician walking a dog and I thought How absurdan animal walking an animal. Then I thought If given the choice Id rather vote for the dog. Jarod Kintz Politicians 52
Im famous for my Shepherds Pie. Heres my recipe lamb potatoes cheese peas paprika and a woolcovered apron for the chefshepherdwolflike politician to wear while serving the sheeple up. Jarod Kintz Politicians 49
Kill all the prisoners because theyre costing us too much money. Wait No kill all the politicians because theyre spending too much money. Jarod Kintz Politicians 46
Its not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligent to be politicians. Jarod Kintz Politicians 39
Whether youre a Democrat or a Republican I think everybody can agree that politicians are crooks. But I dont think politicians are thieves because you cant steal what youve been given. Once we stop giving in theyll stop taking. Jarod Kintz Politicians 37
Its hard to steal somebodys shoes while they are wearing them and not have them notice. But thats what politicians have done in this country. Not only that but they replaced all our footwear with concrete boots. Jarod Kintz Politicians 34
Americas been ruined by one word Bankers. No two words Bankers and lawyers. Make that three words. Add politicians to that list. Oh and dont forget the lobbyists. Jarod Kintz Politicians 31

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